How to sound officious the Dilbert way

On another one of my random net trawls, I visited the official Dilbert website. It not only has archived comic strips, but also enough stuff to divert your mind from the omnipresent work. Like this game called the Mission Statement Generator.

Read statements like "Our goal is to conveniently customize progressive intellectual capital in order to globally supply performance based deliverables to meet our customer's needs". Hit the re-generate button for more fun.